Johnnynet

"Wake up Mr. Freeman" "Wake up" "Aww fuck... What now?!?! Can't you leave me the hell alone G-man?" "Mr. Freeman it's Alyx" "Wait WHAT?!?! What happened between us?" "What you didn't like that I buttered your toast?" "Wait WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Out of now no where the G-Man appears and says "Boy I was more hammered than a nail" /everything fades to black

"Welcome to the Black Mesa Facility... A reminder please keep all limbs inside the train at all times. This train is heading towards Sector A... If you are heading towards restricted area like Sector C, Please take the train from the Main Hub for clearence... A Reminder for all Black Mesa personal please particapate in our Annual Decatholon, for working together makes a better community... Now Approching Sector A, Please wait until the security guard confirms your identity's... Thank you and have a nice day." "Hey Barney, right on time unlike other times." The gaurd said opening the door for us. "Yea, yea laugh it up Connor." Barney said wa

One day in a far far away place the G-Man druged Gordon Freeman said this to him. "Rub your cheeks and touch your toes. I'm gonna show where the wild goose goes. Baby I'm gonna butter your bread..." Next Day Dr. Freeman Complained Of acheing in his rear and not remembering anything of the past day at all. And The G-Man giggled the whole day, later that evening The G-man Attack Gordon, Gordon fought back with a Crow bar and owns The G-Man in the head. Next Day Grodon Freeman died early that morning due to AIDS, The G-Man get thrown in jail and a Time Pardox happens and the whole universe collapses. The End

Here's my story, It really Started about 1 day ago and so far its been hell and back like a freakin roller coaster, I mean seriously... What has not happened? Hmm? Your lost arn't you? Well first off my name is Scott and right now I must be the unluckiest kid in the world. I'm currently traped in a facility called Black Mesa, All I know and remember is that it's located underground, and the CEO of this nicely out facility has only one name "The G-Man" no one knows his real name though. Bet your still confused about how I got here. Let me start from the beggining....      It started a few days ago when my dad got hired after months of search